She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
That's intense
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I deserve this hangover.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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