i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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