Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
