If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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