I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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