Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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