belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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