what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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