she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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