I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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