This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The ass gains better be worth it
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