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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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