He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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