is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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