did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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