You surviving the open bar?
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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