its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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