Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
