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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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