Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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