yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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