i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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