I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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