Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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