U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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