This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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