Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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