Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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