we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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