Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it because I queefed?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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