And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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