I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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