He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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