In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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