it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
