no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
