I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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