I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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