awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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