that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
