is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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