Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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