this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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