im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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