I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
