so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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