omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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