out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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