Me. At least after what I've been through.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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