Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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