there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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