Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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